Lagos,
the commercial centre of the nation, is filled with people with different
personalities and from all walks of life. Do you ply Lagos roads using public
vehicles? How do you withstand the characters of people you board vehicles
with? It is only by knowing their personalities and learning to withstand
whatever happens on the road. This article talks about the types of
personalities you’ll meet in Lagos public vehicles.
Lagos State has a total
population of about twenty-one million (21,000,000). This makes it the most
populous state in Nigeria. Also, there are over 5 million and 200,000
commercial vehicles in Lagos.
You’ll find luxury cars
as well as public vehicles (such as the yellow buses popularly called ‘danfo’ and the white bus popularly
called ‘tata’). Lagos is a fun place
to live in and can also be stressful when you do not own your own car. Several
millions of people require these public vehicles, so as you. How do you then
withstand several personalities you’ll be stuck with when in the Lagos traffic?
Below are 9 types of personalities you’ll meet in Lagos public vehicles.
(1)
The
sleepers
Are you informed that in a
developing world like our nation, over 150 million adults suffer from
sleep-related problems? This explains why you’ll find the ‘sleepers’ in the
most stressful city in Nigeria. In Lagos commercial buses, you’ll find
passengers that will sleep awkwardly, in a way that will cause distress for
you.
You’ll find a man resting
his head on your shoulder or a woman hitting her head intermittently on your
body. Worse still, you might sit beside someone snoring. You can request politely
that they sleep properly or you can choose to withstand this till you arrive at
your bus stop!
(2)
The
plus-sized ones
They are extra in size
and this will cause great discomfort when you sit beside them. For a seat
originally designed for four passengers per row, this type of person will
contain an extra space due to their plus size.
When you struggle to
manage the available space which can hardly contain you, you’ll end up spending
your time in the bus in discomfort. No matter the ‘abeg shift small’ request you give, the seat will still not be
conducive.
You can drop and wait for
another bus or remain patient and keep yourself busy by engaging in a task (such
as reading a book or watching a movie). This will reduce the discomfort you
will feel while being squeezed in the row.
(3)
The
prayer warriors
This set of personality
has taken commercial buses to be their mini-churches. They would pray and may
even distribute religious pamphlets to the other passengers. They might also
invite other passengers to their church programmes and utilize the time on the
road to preach the word of the gospel and encourage them to become born-again
Christians and give their lives to Christ.
(4)
The
foodie
These sets of passengers
are always after food. Most times, they always look obese. They are constantly
searching the roads of Lagos frantically for snacks to buy. Things like bottles
of soda drinks, boiled eggs, groundnut, akara, popcorn, biscuit, puff
puff, plantain chips, cake, potato chips, and so on will always be found on
them.
(5)
The
pretenders
Be cautious of any
passenger that struggles to enter into the bus but alights after a few minutes
with the excuse of forgetting something. Make sure that you check your belongings
when this occurs because the person might be a potential thief.
Most times, these
passengers are pretenders. They have another mission for boarding the bus with
the pretense of being a passenger. They want to distract you and use the
opportunity to steal from you and other passengers!
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(6)
The
arranged couples
Commonly, you will find an
infuriated conductor that pairs up a group of commuters due to the issue of
change. This occurs in a situation whereby the passengers have paid a higher
denomination of naira note and the conductor is having the challenge of
settling them with their change.
For example, if two passengers
are meant to collect their change of 100 naira each, the conductor will give
them 200 naira, instructing that they share it between themselves.
(7)
An
extra passenger
In Lagos commercial
buses, you’ll find passengers who wouldn’t sit alone on a single seat. Rather,
they will have a companion or friend who will share the seat with them by
sitting on their thighs. This is commonly known as ‘lapping’ in Nigeria. An
extra passenger causes discomfort just like the plus-sized.
(8)
The
big money spenders
These sets of passengers
would pay with high denominated naira notes despite the conductor’s initial
warning of ‘Ewole pelu change oo!’ They will cause conflicts on the bus
because of paying 1000 naira for a 50-naira fee and expecting a change of 950
naira from the conductor.
(9)
The
perfect lady/gentleman
In Lagos commercial
buses, you’ll find the perfect lady/gentlemen that mind their businesses and
respect themselves. They are respectful and well mannered. They do not make
noise either do they engage in unnecessary banter with the conductor.
Using
commercial vehicles to ply the roads in Lagos requires dealing with awkward
passengers and frustrated conductors. The easy way to get over this is by
knowing the personalities of people you’ll find in these buses and learning how
to deal with them.
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